so when I burn your kingdom down, I’ll make sure
you’re still chained to the throne. ❞
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head
i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.